[tumblr] dot com is a "Top Banana" fan website now. Get with the times.
happy gay month everyone!
and remember:
ALT
Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:
a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable
b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes
"Are you sure you want to post this without tags?" What, pray tell, tumblr, would I add to this post to help it reach its 'intended audience.' #cornflakes #bondage
To metabolize something that Ursula K Le Guin said: our lived realities aren’t primarily dictated by governments. They are primarily shaped by people.
That means that election results 100% can have a disastrous effect and far reaching impact and consequences BUT we are not powerless to resist.
The problem is that as singular people (or as sole bodies) our power is far weaker than the forces enacted by governing bodies and their executive organs.
The Good News (this is my evangelism) is that when we organize as collective people we are stronger.
The GOOD NEWS is that as communities, as unions, as groups of likeminded people united by solidarity and mutual support and aid we are not only strong enough to collectively shape our lived realities but also strong enough to RESIST the force enacted on us by governments.
As individuals we may be powerless to resist but as collectives we are stronger than the powers that be would have you believe.
Not to be dramatic but this is a massive fucking deal and I legitimately hope every single politician dies.
Important addition from their socials
dont feel bad for changing your pronouns
switch it up more, change them a bunch, keep people on their toes, never let them guess your next move
sorry, I'm all out of despair
all I've got to offer is optimism of the will
by which I mean I do not give a fuck if its likely or even possible, I'm not giving up hope, I'm going on and I am taking you all with me
fuck your laws. politics and colonial empires from Naarm to Wetʼsuwetʼen land, from the heartlands of these empires to all unceded lands: from here to Palestine
from the boardrooms to those marching in the streets
their boots upon our backs feel just the same
we stand in outspoken solidarity
because our existence is resistance
always has been, always will
pulled a sneaky on the zionists with that one
we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am
.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-. . .-.. .-.. / -.. --- .-- -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. --- -.- . / -- -.-- / .--. . -. .. - … / - --- -.. .- -.-- / -.-- . --- .-- -.-. …. / --- ..- -.-. …. / -.-- --- ..- -.-. …. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- / … . -. - / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- -.-- / - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. ….
personally i prefer semaphore
so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.
Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH
Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS
yeah okay ill reblog that
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